BILL: 'Sup Foot?
BILL: Whatcha doing?
FOOT: Watching the Brewers game.
BILL: Who they playing?
FOOT: The hated, yet benign, Cubs.
BILL: So, how do they look.
FOOT: Well, the Brewers' lineup is as potent as ever, but they've got serious issues with their closer.
BILL: I see.
FOOT: And the Cubs have this new center fielder that's just a monster at the plate.
BILL: Oh, really? What's his name?
BILL: I, uh...
BILL: I believe that it's pronounced "Fukudome"; not the extremely vulgar way you did it.
FOOT: Ah so.
BILL: You know, this bit would have been a lot funnier if I was the one watching the game, and you were asking me the guy's name.
BILL: No it's pronounced...
BILL: Oh, I see what you did there. I'll leave now.