Thursday, May 22, 2008

DNC Convention Co-op Cuisine

Check out the food requests for DNC convention events...

Many caterers are cheering eco-friendly requirements for menus at events hosted by the Denver 2008 Host Committee during the Democratic National Convention, but some see them as a challenge.

A request for catering proposals for events sponsored by the Host Committee asks for no fried foods; no individual plastic containers for liquids; reusable, recyclable or compostable plates; and local or organic food -- or both.

Or, Sustainable Shit on a Stick. Can't you just picture liberals making people behind them wait for an eternity while they question servers if the soy in the burgers are free-range — then ordering their fair-trade half-caff lattes with a shot of hemp and steamed rice milk?

Another request is for food to be in at least three of the following five colors: red, green, yellow, blue/purple, and white.

That one is easily solved:

Those folks need some serious bacon in their diet, like RNC convention-goers will get here with our endorsed candidate.

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