THUNDERJOURNALIST'S NOTE: Currently, KAR is undergoing some testing. This post is merely ministerial, for internal purposes only. Hopefully, normal operations will resume soon. Please stay tuned to KAR, for our regularly scheduled bullshit. Nothing to see here. Move along.
KILO ALPHA ROMEO: set codex to regime FOXTROT BRAVO INDIA. Commence transmission.
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Operation TOFU CHAOS has been comprimised. Member of the has publicly identified key agents participating in the operation. Source:
Suspect that this counteragent identified only as one "PHOENIX WOMAN" too crafty for original surveilance plans to go forward. She has demonstrated a unique ability to find this CITY PAGES article and draw the necessary conclusions from this unfortunate leak by agent PINK PEEP. Must assume all operation TOFU CHAOS operatives will eventually be identified by this extremely clever enemy operative.
Standing by for orders. Please advise.
Agent TOEJAM FOOTBALL.
Test dataset DELTA INDIA PAPA - SIERRA HOTEL INDIA TANGO complete.