Thursday, May 15, 2008

The News in Haikus

How do you stem your
Declining profits? You put
Tits in your logo.

Beavis and Butthead:
The live action film. JB
Has title role cinched.

Blue hairs should get a
Shot for shingles. Still no shot
To prevent flashing.

Sibling rivalries
Are seldom won. But this girl
Beat her little sis.

I apologize
For that last haiku. I am
A sick sick monkey.

Sir Charles owes over
Four hundred grand. Any less
Would be unciv'lized.

Now Slow Joe Biden
Is plagiarizing famous
Penn and Teller show.

"Wah wah! We want to
Be seen!" "Here's your parade route."
"Wah wah wah wah waaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

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