Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Today's Random Stupid Internet Quote

On the vacuity of the Declaration of Independence's itemization of "the pursuit of happiness" as a fundamental human right:

Remember, boys and girls, lots of things can be pursued, but you can only be happy.

Yes, because it's well known that most people achieve happiness by sitting inertly in their beds, staring blankly into space.

This has been today's Random Stupid Internet Quote.

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