Monday, June 16, 2008

The News In Haiku

Is it just me, or
does the phrase "Wellstone Action"
sound vaguely pervy?

See Pi Press. Now see
Pi Press thrash and flail for a
shot at survival.

Your daddy sent you
back to rehab, Amy, and
you say "d'oh, d'oh, d'oh".

This just in from court:
All St. Olaf hYpStRz can
buy their own IPods!

Thunderjourno Ryan
Rhodes - has he been seen at all
anywhere, today?

Sources for libel?
Anonymous blog comments
are reliable!

People who follow
this site's plea to eat bacon
can ignore this bit.

Lake Superior:
So cold, makes nuts small enough
to work for MNMon.

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