Friday, July 11, 2008

The Audacity of MilF

We're two weeks out.

The field is set.

The sausage has been chosen.

Can you feel the excitement?

Can you feel it?

Can you feel the MilF coming?

[I will pause here to allow that ingeniously crass pun wash over you.]

Onward.

The 2008 Millard Fillmore Memorial KARNation Open Championship Golf Outing Classic is shaping up to be the biggest ever. With a confirmed field of 12 golfers (6 teams) the quest for the coveted Royal and Ancient Jim Jones Pitcher will be the most contested in MilF history. Not only that, but this unprecedented field ensures that the MilF will continue to be the largest Minnesota-based blog-related golf tournament in the world. That's right. You can kiss our asses all you other bloggers / golfers. We rule, you suck. Period. One of these years, the press will pick up on this.

Once again, for those with minor brain damage, short attention spans and Chad, the details are as follows:

The Millard Fillmore KARNation Open championship Golf Outing Classic
Friday July 25, 2008, Noon
TPC at Vallywood
PostMilF Gala and Awards Ceremony immediately follows at Foot's crib.

If you're a rookie, or even if you just need a refresher, here are all 19 of last year's semi-popular "MilF Tips" - our hole by hole primer on the TPC at VW - conveniently located on a single page.

Turning to the PostMilF, there will again this year be a few special awards to recognize exceptional achievements. They are:

The Mike Fehrity Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence -will be awarded to the player with the lowest individual score.

The Jeffie the Wingnut Slayer Look-Alike Contest - back by popular demand.

The Spotty - Awarded to the golfer who exhibits the most hubris coupled with the worst game. If, after the round is over, someone in your group says to me referring to you "I'd rather shoot myself than play with that asshole again," you probably have a good shot at the Spotty. Just like its namesake.

...And several others I can't think of right now.

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And now, the moment you have all been waiting for.

After 100 votes were cast, there was a clear preference. The sausage for this year's PostMilF will be, once again:



THE ITALIAN!

Thanks to everyone who didn't vote for the hot dogs.

Keep an eye on your email MilFers and PostMilfers. Vital information will be coming your way soon.

Well, not "soon" really. Probably in a week.

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