There has been some speculation about the permanence of my retirement in the thread to my final post. Some are doubting my sincerity or the finality of my decision, while others are concocting silly conspiracy theories that I will end up blogging for the Nihilist in Golf Pants.
This is absolutely absurd.
My decision is firm and was arrived at through much deliberation, consultation with my family and LearnedFoot, prayer, meditation, research and beer. I'm burned out and have no desire to blog for another year. It's done. Over. Fini.
Some may think that my decision was a cry for attention; that an out of control ego couldn't stand being out of the limelight despite the continued success of this ThunderJournal. Nothing could be farther from the truth. That last post was my final post here at KAR.
Well, no. This is my final post at KAR. Because I'm retired. Now. After I publish this post. In a minute or so. Capischi?
So in conclusion: Retired as of the end of this post. Not coming back. Definitely not retarded enough to blog at Anti Strib or faithless enough to join Nihilist in Golf Pants. It's not about me. It's over. Goodbye.