[LearnedFoot (FOOT) sits in a barcalounger at KAR corporate HQ, jamming to an Alice in Chains CD. Enter BILL.]
BILL: 'Sup Foot?
FOOT: Just jammin' to some Alice in Chains. 'Sup witchoo?
BILL: Just saw an interesting story on the local evening news.
FOOT: Really? Do spill.
BILL: Well, it seems that a cockfighting ring was busted in the north metro yesterday.
BILL: Yes, dreadful, isn't it?
FOOT: So you're telling me that a cock ring was busted somewhere in the north metro???
BILL: Oh...no. I should not have said anything to you about -
FOOT: [Musing] WOW! That dude must have had a huge boner!
BILL: I'm going to leave now. [Exits.]
FOOT: [Singing along with CD] Heeeeere they come to snuff the rooooosterrrrrrr...
[Fade to black.]