In lieu of fisking NonMonkey's 300th column about the 35W bridge (once again carping about the cost of the new bridge based on - for at least the second time - an interview with the owner of a company who lost the bid) I will do one of those dumb internet memes.
This is indeed a rare occurrence. Please comport yourseves with the solemnity appropriate for such a special occassion.
The meme comes via Mitch:
Nothing but one-word answers - and you can’t use any word twice.
1. Where is your cell phone? Sittinginitschargerathome.
2. Your significant other? Hotinathong.
3. Your hair? Onmyheadbutnotonmyback.
4. Your mother? Asaintedwoman.
5. Your father? Nothedmarquettealumnusdenbo.
6. Your favorite time of day? Latemidafternoon.
7. Your dream last night? Notsureifihadadreamlastnight.
8. Your favorite drink? Whiskeyoldfashionedslightlysweetwithcherryorangeandbittersproperlymuddled.
9. Your dream goal? Hugepectoralmuscles.
10. The room you’re in? Imcurrentlyattheoffice.
11. Your ex? Toomanytoriponrightnow.
12. Your fear? Spidersinmypants.
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? AtriptoRomemightbenice...
14. What you are not? Iamnotanassnozzle.
15. Your Favorite meal? Ribeyemediummrarewithgarlicmashedpotatoes.
16. One of your wish list items? Countryclubmembership.
17. The last thing you did? Cutandpastedthismemeintomythunderjournaleditor.
18. Where you grew up? Menomoneefallswisconsin.
19. What are you wearing? Shrtpantsunderwearsocksandshoesyoupervert.
20. Your TV is? Fortysixinchsharpaquoslcd1080p.
21. Your pets? Idon'thaveanypets.
22. Your computer? Ihaveadesktopandalaptop.
23. Your life? Hasbeenalmost36yearslongsofar.
24. Your mood? Thismemeisstartingtoannoy...
25. Missing someone? Idon'tthinkso.
26. Your car? Fordtaurus.
27. Something you’re not wearing? Alowrisegstringthong.
28. Favorite store? Lundsorbyerly's.
29. Your summer? Hasjustbegun.
30. Your favorite colour? Green-ilikegreen.
31. When is the last time you laughed? Afteriwrotethatthongcrackinnumber27.
32. When is the last time you cried? Teasrsofjoywhenthebrewersannouncedthattheytradedforccsabbathia.
33. Your health? Ilost15poundsinthelast3months!
34. Your children? Hyperyetfunnyohhandthey'recutetoo.
35. Your future? Morethongsformrsfoot.
36. Your beliefs? Havebeenexhaustyivelyctaloguedonthisthunderjournal.
37. Young or old? Penis.
38. Your image? Arenegademaverickwhoplaysbyhisownrules.
39. Your appearance? IhavebeentoldthatIhave"hauntinglyseductiveeyes"!
40. Would you live your life over again knowing what you know? Ithinksobutimnotsureillhavetogetbacktoyouonthatone.
What an easy meme.