Friday, August 22, 2008

Friday Bacon Post

Foot graciously handed the Friday Bacon Post reins to his assistant ThunderJournalists. Now that we have permission...

The State Fair (Great Minnesota Gut Together) is on, and so is da bacon!!!1!

Offering #1: Big Fat Bacon
1/3 lb slice of bacon fried and carmelized with maple syrup, served on a stick with dipping sauces.

Located on Carnes Ave. North of the DNR Bldg.

They thought of everything! — Stuff your bacon hole, clutch your chest and drop. DNR is already in place. No need to fill out a health care directive!

Offering #2: Pig Lickers
Chocolate-covered crisp-fried bacon pieces

Famous Dave's, Located SW of the Grandstand near Chambers St. & Dan Patch Ave.

You'll be making a run for the porcelain chamber pots after that hits the digestive tract.

Bon appetit, mon ami fair-goers!

If any of you KARnies tried one or both of these, write a review in the comments section. Please paint a descriptive bowel movement account and any other bodily function effects of interest.

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