The State Fair (Great Minnesota Gut Together) is on, and so is da bacon!!!1!
Offering #1: Big Fat Bacon
1/3 lb slice of bacon fried and carmelized with maple syrup, served on a stick with dipping sauces.
Located on Carnes Ave. North of the DNR Bldg.
They thought of everything! — Stuff your bacon hole, clutch your chest and drop. DNR is already in place. No need to fill out a health care directive!
Offering #2: Pig Lickers
Chocolate-covered crisp-fried bacon pieces
Famous Dave's, Located SW of the Grandstand near Chambers St. & Dan Patch Ave.
You'll be making a run for the porcelain chamber pots after that hits the digestive tract.
Bon appetit, mon ami fair-goers!
If any of you KARnies tried one or both of these, write a review in the comments section. Please paint a descriptive bowel movement account and any other bodily function effects of interest.