* Japanese bacon sucks.
* "Someone stole a 40-pack of Labatt beer, seven pounds of butter and two pounds of bacon from an open garage on Cape Henry Trail on Aug. 15 between 4 p.m. and 6 p.m." In totally unrelated news, the menu for the 2009 PostMilF has been set.
* Bacon eating contest raises money for American Heart Association. Wait...what?
* Possible way to make Japanese bacon suck less: chicken-fried bacon.
Please stay tuned to KAR for a very important political announcement...