I've seen a lot of Hurricane patterns on the weather channel, usually with female names, but they look a lot different than old Gustav here.
This boy really looks like he's gonna explode all the way to the Rocky Mountains. Get on your rain Gear Texas!
BTW, Gustav is an old Swedish name for, well, er, Staff of the gods:
Gustav or Gustaf is a male given name of Old Swedish origin, means "staff of the Goths," derived from the Old Norse elements Gautr ("Goth") and stafr ("staff"). This name has been borne by six Kings of Sweden, including the 16th-century Gustav Vasa. It is a common name for Swedish monarchs since the reign of Gustav Vasa---------
Iron Matron adds: Welcome to the KAR "staff," D. Ingle! Speaking of staffs, there's this guy's weather pattern...