Thursday, August 28, 2008

Moron Mail

It's a Two-fer Thursday!

One:

Remember the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"? In that movie, aliens from outer space would inhabit a human's body when that person fell asleep, changing that person from a loving, caring person into someone who no longer felt love, empathy or compassion for other living things. There appears to be an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" phenomenon taking place within some Hillary Clinton supporters. Some have said that they would rather vote for John McCain than Barack Obama. Somehow, overnight, these Democrats turned into Republicans.

DOUG "BOGUS BONER DOUG" WILLIAMS, ROBBINSDALE


Remenber the movie "The Stepford Wives"? In that movie uppity spouses were sent off to some facility which turned them into mindless drones reprogramed to bend to their husbands' every whim. There appears to be a "Stepford Wives" phenomenon taking place within the Tic party. They continue to deny that people are individuals while trying to shame them into being a bloc of mindless drones like the rest of the Tics.

[On a rather sad side note, it is depressing to see how far the once beloved "Bogus" Doug Williams has fallen. Once a must read blogger, he has relegated himself to the gutter, first by taking to low rent shots at the Packers and their faithful like a typical spritzer-guzzling illiterate Vikings fan, and now he's writing moronic tripe like this to the Strib. What a shame.]

(And Robbinsdale? WTF? I thought Doug lived in Fridley.)

Two:

Every couple of weeks, when I notice a new ad from Sen. Norm Coleman's campaign, I think, "Could his campaign possibly be more patronizing of and condescending toward Minnesota voters?"

Every couple of weeks, when I notice a new ad from Douchenozzle Al Franken's campaign, I think, "Could his campaign possibly think less of the intelligence of Minnesota voters."

The "Bowlers" ads seemed to imply that Minnesotans are a bunch of smart-mouthed rubes. The ad with Mrs. Coleman suggested that Minnesotans have never heard of computer-generated imagery, and want our senator to play at being a hen-pecked husband.

And your letter confirms that you only get your news from dickheaded local lefty bloggers since that cute little meme was debunked within 24 hours after it was put forward. Maybe I should cut you some slack since it's only been two months since that happened. I suspect you read quite slowly.

Either that, or you simply plug your ears, shout "LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU" and ignore any facts or news that doesn't fit into the preconceived notions that have been carefully constructed in your tiny mind by the Tics and their surrogates.

The new spots featuring a precocious little girl who thinks it's easy paying taxes in multiple jurisdictions insult our intelligence on innumerable levels.

Since Coleman comes from the East Coast, has only ever had public employment, had a fancy education and has a lot of rich new friends, he may regard Minnesotans as a bunch of hayseeds in flyover-land.

As opposed to the crass and unfunny New York comedian with the talking fish and the other blatantly dishonest ("Coleman pays $600 for a MILLION DOLLAR D.C. MANSION!!1!!1!!") ads who stole money from a charity to fund his failed Air America "enterprise"? Is this really a road you want to go down?

Hick though I may be,

Actually, you're more like a dumbass...

I'd like the senator to explain to me why I should re-hire him for another six years on our payroll.

Coleman should leave the comedy to the comedian in the race.

Someone's got to do it since the comedian in the race isn't funny.

MIKE HUNT, MINNEAPOLIS

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