Presumably having solved the energy crisis, one Dem Congressthing has turned his attention to another burning issue:
SEC. 2. INFLAMMATORY BOWEL DISEASE COMMEMORATIVE POSTAGE STAMP.
(a) In General- The Postmaster General shall issue a commemorative postage stamp on the subject of Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis, 2 chronic digestive diseases collectively known as inflammatory bowel disease.
(b) Requirements- Such stamp--
(1) shall be issued in the denomination used for first-class mail up to 1 ounce in weight and bear such design as the Postmaster General shall determine; and
(2) shall be placed on sale as soon as practicable after the date of the enactment of this Act and sold for such period of time as the Postmaster General shall determine.
Because we here at KAR are dedicated to saving the taxpayer dollar wherever possible, we commissioned our own Iron Matron to design this vital new stamp. The Postmaster General is free to use it, free of charge:
(Tip o' the pitcher to Bubba for the tip.)