Wednesday, September 24, 2008

The MOB Mayoral Debates -- Debate #1

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TOPIC: Health care

DEBATE: The following item appeared in the news today:

Man Goes to Court After Butt Stapled Shut

A West Virginia man is suing a Frederick County, Md., doctor for allegedly stapling his rectum shut during an operation, preventing the patient from defecating for 17 days, The Baltimore Examiner reported

Candidates, please answer the following question: of your opponents running for MOB mayor, which one's butt would you most like to staple shut and why?

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