Friday, September 26, 2008

The MOB Mayoral Debates -- Debate #3

Rules, yo:

1) The debate shall take place only within the thread appurtenant to this post. Please do not post your debate answers on your blog, since nobody reads it.

2) Only mayoral candidates, the moderator and Sisyphus may post comments in this thread.

3) The candidates shall discuss only the debate topic or question presented in this post.

4) The MOB voters have the right to know the candidates' positions on the vital issues of the day, like the possible sexual proclivities of their opponents. THE SECRETARY OF STATE FOR LIFE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO STRIKE ANY CANDIDATE FROM THE BALLOT WHO DOES NOT ADEQUATELY PARTICIPATE IN THE DEBATES.

PURSUANT TO RULE 4, LADY LOGICIAN HAS BEEN STRICKEN FROM THE BALLOT TO SERVE AS AN EXAMPLE TO ALL YOU OTHER PANSIES TOO AFRAID TO DEBATE. MORE BLOODLETTING WILL FOLLOW IF SOME OF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ACTS AND CAMPAIGNS TOGETHER.

TOPIC: Culture.

DEBATE: Some guy on TV said something offensive once. Describe how it was Mitch Berg's fault.

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