My goodness but there seems to be an awful lot of traffic coming this way through anonymouse proxy services. If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone is trying to commit election fraud.
Eh. No one ever accused those people of being rocket surgeons. Or literate.
English, motherfuckers - do you speak it?
Wow. That's the second post today in which I dropped the MF Bomb. I must be filled with head-exploding rage.
Oh, and if you're going to go to such elaborate lengths just to help someone else win a parody election, you really ought to get out more, and should definitely restrict your own access to sharp objects. Just a helpful suggestion.