Rules? Yeah, we got 'em:
1) The debate shall take place only within the thread appurtenant to this post. Please do not post your debate answers on your blog, since nobody reads it.
2) Only mayoral candidates, the moderator and Sisyphus may post comments in this thread.
3) The candidates shall discuss only the debate topic or question presented in this post.
4) The MOB voters have the right to know the candidates' positions on the vital issues of the day, like the possible sexual proclivities of their opponents. THE SECRETARY OF STATE FOR LIFE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO STRIKE ANY CANDIDATE FROM THE BALLOT WHO DOES NOT ADEQUATELY PARTICIPATE IN THE DEBATES.
TOPIC: Closing arguments
DEBATE: Insult, debase or speculate on the sexual orientation of your opponents in the vilest manner possible. Let's see if we can keep this thread running until Tuesday, ifyaknowwhatimean.
Polls open next week.