Thursday, October 16, 2008

MOB SECRETARY OF STATE ELECTION SHENANIGANS INVESTIGATION: OFFICIAL REPORT

The soon-to-be former mayor (joining the ranks of such luminaries as Bogus Doug and Andee's Fuzzy Head) has called for an investigation into possible voter fraud in the MOB election. Because we strive for fairness and transparency, we hired an independent counsel from the Hennepin County Attorney's office to conduct the investigation. The following is the report on his findings:



MOB VOTING PATTERNS: A VERY SPECIAL INDEPENDENT REPORT


By: Mike Freeman.

I, the independent counsel investigating matters relating to the MOB Mayoral election, have concluded all inquiries and make the following finding:

NO SHENANIGANS.

The Office of Independent Counsel considers the matter closed.

There. The matter is settled. Another MOB Constitutional crisis successfully averted by your Secretary of State for Life. You're welcome.



UPDATE: Over on one of the short bus blogs, one of the candidates is shrieking:

Breaking: Calls for Independent Investigation of Voter Fraud go unheeded!

She then goes on to link to this Official Report of the Independent Counsel. Cue:


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