MOB VOTING PATTERNS: A VERY SPECIAL INDEPENDENT REPORT
By: Mike Freeman.
I, the independent counsel investigating matters relating to the MOB Mayoral election, have concluded all inquiries and make the following finding:
The Office of Independent Counsel considers the matter closed.
There. The matter is settled. Another MOB Constitutional crisis successfully averted by your Secretary of State for Life. You're welcome.
UPDATE: Over on one of the short bus blogs, one of the candidates is shrieking:
Breaking: Calls for Independent Investigation of Voter Fraud go unheeded!
She then goes on to link to this Official Report of the Independent Counsel. Cue: