Thursday, October 30, 2008

The News in Haikus

♪♫I want you-hoo-hoo
To show me the way...to my
Theived Obama signs.♫♪

Cop says HuffPo scribe:
"Obviously was out of
Her mind." Well, duh-uh.

Philadelphia
Phillies win World Series; Their
Phans still Phuckers, though.

But...if you look at
His collar, you'd see it's a
Shadow effect. Jerk.

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