Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Andee Got teh Gunn

Andee's Got a Gun
*Sung to the tune of Aerosmith's Janie's Got a Gun (cheesy midi here)*

Andee's got a gun
Andee's got a gun
Our whole world's come undone
He can't even spell the word "ton"
What are we gonna do?
Who is he gonna shoot?

They say when Andee got his rating
He spelled his name wrong on the form
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Andee's got a gun
RINOs will wish they were never born.

Andee's got a gun
Andee's got a gun
His dog is named Lugnut
He'll accidentally shoot it in the butt
Tell me now its untrue
What is Andee gonna do?

He's gonna jack a few RINOs
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under
(Even though he can't spell "under")
Knew that a Glock was gonna ease his pain

Run away, run away from teh Andee!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the Andee!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Andee's got a gun
Andee's got a gun
His dog is named Lugnut
Pity that poor little mutt
What did teh Andee do?
Can't tell - he spells like poo

He had to take RINOs down easy
But shooting people is insane
He said cause everyone believes me
Ron Erhrdt's such a sleeze
He just can't shoot RINOs all the same

Run away, run away from the Andee!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away

Andee's got a gun
Andee's got a gun
Andee's got a gun
Lugnut is on the run

Andee's got a gun
His dog is named Lugnut
Now the pup is on the run (puppy, puppy what's your problem?)
'Cause Andee's got a gun (dude, that just ain't right)
Andee's got a gun (thinks Ron Carey is a knobgobblin)
His dog is named Lugnut (the party moved away from the right)
Andee's got a gun
His dog is named Lugnut
He's got a big beer gut
Andee's got a gun

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