Because Some Dogs Apparently Have Not Yet Been Trained to Speak English

This will seem blindingly obvious to those who have more than two brain cells to rub together. Unfortunately, there is at least one leftyblogger who doesn't. So just to clarify:

This is not an example of bullying, thuggery etc. Not even close. You would have to be a dolt to think otherwise.

This, however, is bullying and thuggery depicted in its commonly understood usage.

Not that a myopic dog who thinks the substance that comes out of its butt is "wisdom" would ever understand...