From the KAR Kookbook, we give you the tastiest bird evah. Impress the family with Turbaconducken. You may ask, WTF is Turbaconducken? It's chicken stuffed in duck stuffed in a turkey, all wrapped in bacon.
First, grab the ingredients—the most crucial one is 5 pounds of bacon. Then you may grab the birds.
Remove meat from wrapping, then rewrap every piece of meat with bacon. Do the Russian Nesting Doll thing with the fowl (chicken into duck into turkey), then gingerly layer the stuffed turkey with strips o' bacon.
Place in oven and bake all day. A perfect, worry-free way to sit back and watch football. You'll know when it's done. It should look like this:
When you're all done eating it, you should look like this:
By Monday, you should be able to return to work.
Happy Turbaconducken from all of us at KAR.