Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Hitler: One Less Ball, Much Less Iron

This UK Sun story ties in with KAR's latest motto (in the green box, top of sidebar):
AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

I don't think that ditty will give us an earworm. Can someone tell me what "B****r" means?

How did he lose a ball? In WWI:
Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the ‘Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming ‘help, help’.

How our world might have been different if the press and MSM let that news (and song) out.

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