...that KAR was born, and thus unleashed a brave new world full of pie-decorating jokes, Iron Maiden philosophy, poop humor and other utter nonsense to literally dozens of people.
No special celebration this year. So very very tired. If you're in the mood for such self-reverential foolishness, go back and watch this video again (except wherever it says "three" mentally substitute "four" and maybe imagine a few pictures from the 2008 MilF to modestly update your experience).
OK maybe we'll do a birthday header. Matron?
Iron Matron adds: button added. Happy Birthday to us!