Friday, November 07, 2008

Like Mussolini and Kennedy

I'd like you to take a very scary test. Please print off this post onto a piece of paper and follow the directions.

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With a pencil, completely fill in the oval next to the choice that indicates your preference:


TOFU----- ()
BACON--- ()


I'll just wait here until your are finished taking the test.

...

[Twidling thumbs]

...

...

[Whistling]

...

[Singing absently]

♫ ♪ I know your anger. I know your paaaaaaain. ♪ ♫

Oh -

Everybody done? Good. Pencils down.

Did you completely darken either the tofu oval or the bacon oval?

Congratulations! Either way you passed! (But remind me never to attend a dinner party at Mr. Banaiaiaian's house.)

But what of the others at the bottom of the curve? What about those that answered thus:

TOFU----- () YES!
BACON--- ()

or:

TOFU----- () X
BACON--- ()

or:

TOFU----- (X)
BACON--- ()

or:

TOFU----- ()
BACON--- ()

or:

TOFU----- () ♥♥♥
BACON--- ()

or:

TOFU----- () ←
BACON--- ()

What kind of people are these nippleheads that don't even possess the capacity follow the simplest of directions?

Why, they're the same people that will be deciding the outcome of Minnesota's Senate race!

Oh, and Mark Ritchie is in charge of the recount.

Have a nice day!

UPDATE: Did I mention that Mark Ritchie is our Sec State?

Nothing to see here. Move along.

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