Friday, November 14, 2008

The News in Haikus

Available soon:
The vibrating toilet seat.
Ryan ecstatic.

Kanye: "I'm the voice
Of this generation." Cops:
"Voice it to the judge."

Facebook removes pages
Of neo-Nazis. Oddly,
Mitch Berg not friended.

Design flaw, loads doom
Bridge. Oberstar claims physics
Has right-wing bias.

Virtual sleuth finds
Virtual adultery.
Then, real divorce.

Vital travel tip:
If you had spicy dinner,
Don't poop in plane's loo.

Another paper
Finds online commenters tend
To be douchey trolls.

For American
Macro-brew swill, you can't beat
New "old" Schlitz. Really.

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