Friday, November 21, 2008

The News in Haikus

And the food she ate
Was not so clean. And the worms
Ate into her brain.

Mayor tells ugly
Chicks to go where the boys are.
Herman takes a pass.

Madonna and Guy
Split up. Guy thanks Lucky Star;
She was Borderline.

Barack Obama
Reveals Don't Ask Don't Tell plan:
"Don't hold your breath." Gay.

Jolie makes deal with
People Mag: "Be nice, and I'll
Show you my boobies."

Stocks are like wild sex:
Up down up down up - WHOOPS you
Got it in the ass.

[NOTE: That last one may possibly be the greatest haiku ever written. I beg your ingulgence as I quit while I'm ahead.]

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