And the food she ate
Was not so clean. And the worms
Ate into her brain.
Mayor tells ugly
Chicks to go where the boys are.
Herman takes a pass.
Madonna and Guy
Split up. Guy thanks Lucky Star;
She was Borderline.
Reveals Don't Ask Don't Tell plan:
"Don't hold your breath." Gay.
Jolie makes deal with
People Mag: "Be nice, and I'll
Show you my boobies."
Stocks are like wild sex:
Up down up down up - WHOOPS you
Got it in the ass.
[NOTE: That last one may possibly be the greatest haiku ever written. I beg your ingulgence as I quit while I'm ahead.]