I'm not waiting until the damn recount is over. We'll take the results of the Senate race as they stand now, which is Coleman even (rounding to the nearest half per cent).
You all can do your own math and tell me if I'm wrong, but I think that the Spawn of Satan himself: that government-bathtub-drowning seed of Nosferatu DAVID STROM won, garnering the most cash possible on a single card with a $200 bankroll. He hit a 4-way $200 parlay, which at 11 to 1 pays out at $2200.
Strommie can contact me as re: mode of delivery of the Scotch.
Also, it appears that the Nihilist Anti-Lock Betting System does not work well for election wagering.