[The Notorious B.I.L. (BILL) is reclining in a barcalounger reading a newspaper at KAR HQ. LearnedFoot (FOOT) enters.]
FOOT: 'Sup Bill
THE NOTORIOUS B.I.L.: Nothing. What is up with you, Foot?
FOOT: Nuttin'. Whatcha reading?
BILL: Oh, just the Sheboygan Press.
FOOT: Keeping up on all the hap's in Wisconsin's Lake Michigan shore communities?
BILL: Yes. It's a hobby of mine.
FOOT: I see. Anything interesting?
BILL: Why yes. It appears that a sex offender was cleared by the Sheboygan Common Council to live in a certain north side neighborhood. Needless to say, the locals are not pleased.
FOOT: Hey! I drove through Sheboygan once. Maybe I know the guy. What's his name?
BILL: Pheuk Kue.
FOOT: Excuse me????
BILL: I said, Pheuk Kue.
FOOT: What the hell is wrong with you now?
FOOT: All I asked was what the guy's name was -
BILL: And I told you.
FOOT: So what's his name?
FOOT: Pheck who?
BILL: Pheuk Kue.
FOOT: [Outraged] Pheck me???!!!
BILL: No, stupid. Pheuk Kue.
FOOT: ARRRRRGH!1!1!1!1 Prepare to be punched in yer pie hole!
[BILL shoves the newspaper into FOOT's face.]
BILL: Here you moron! Just read the story.
[FOOT snatches the paper, reads the article, and blushes.]
FOOT: Oh. Heh. The guys name really is Pheuk Kue.
FOOT: Yeah. Uh...sorry for the assault...
BILL: No offense taken.
FOOT: Soooooo. What do you think this guy did? Do you suppose he Phuc some Bich?
BILL: Dunno. Probably molested a child or something.
FOOT: Maybe he fukubukuro?
BILL: First of all, I don't think that's illegal. Second, I thought I made it clear to you that that word is Japanese for "lucky sack".
FOOT: Ho ho! I'll bet that Pheuk sure thought his sack was lucky while he was pounding it up against that buckaroo's aso.
BILL: I'm sorry Foot. This conversation can no longer serve any useful purpose. [Exits.]