Wayne Clodspaz of Plymouth, MN writes:
Finally, the first hero to emerge from the war in Iraq:
WE INTERRUPT THIS MORON MAIL FOR A POP QUIZ:
According to Wayne Clodspaz, who is the "first hero" to emerge from the War in Iraq?
A) The Marine who drew fire so his comrades could reach safety
B) The Iraqi who tipped American forces to the whereabouts of Saddam Hussein's hidey hole
C) The Green Lantern
D) The idiot who threw his shoes at George Bush
Given that this is a KAR Moron Mail™ Post, do I really need to tell you the correct answer?