1/3 - Idiot letter writer thinks the 2nd Amendment consists of a single word. Here comes the grammar.
Obviously burned out from all his posting, Dementee posts a homoerotic picture of John Edwards followed by a clip from The Godfather, and then retires from blogging.
1/4 - "Sounds kinda Brokeback..."
1/7 - Foot finally finishes 2008 in review series; grabs a knife and goes all emo on his arms.
1/8 - The groober cycles stopped remonifying the tweez causing seriously malfunctioning flarbies during the output. Now how in the hell am I going to probesce my flocuals DAMMIT?!!!
1/9 - Foot invents the term "Tic" while endorsing a cured pork product for President. No, really.
1/10 - O(Bonermort) + MNPublius = FAIL
1/11 - OPG invents the Unified Soldier Field Theory, gets drunk, bangs some Iowan in a public restroom.
1/14 - Early '80s progressive rock can teach us a lot about empty sloganeering.
1/15 - KAR gets fabulous.
Apparently the "change we've been waiting for" is a massive orgasm. Presumably in a public restroom with some married babe.
1/18 - Target tries to tweak its competition by surreptitiously designing a suggestive logo. What boobs!
1/22 - Uranus gives way to bacon this year.
1/23 - New Twins stadium plans unveiled. *hic*
1/24 - The MilF hype starts uncharacteristically late leaving Andee a mere 6 months to plan how he'll outdouchebag himself this year.
1/25 - LearnedFoot ruins the St. Paul Winter Carnival Medalion Hunt for everybody with charges of homoeroticism.
1/28 - The Great Metal Poll of Aught-Eight goes live, downs a bottle of Jack Daniels, bites the head off a bat and bangs some married chick from Iowa in the arena restroom.
1/29 - NonMonkey discovers some outfit called the "Citizens for Election Integrity Minnesota". Didn't we just have a big election? Oh - silly me! Democrats won most of the races. That's why we haven't heard from them since.
1/30 - A local blogger named "Teaparty" writing at a blog called "Les Enfants Terribles" argues that the Scorpions are "Heavy Metal". Homoerotic.
1/31 - METALFESTEY!