Thursday, December 18, 2008

Seconds Matter

Brian "Fuzzy Paul" Ward provides us a link to the countdown clock to the Eagle Bank Bowl!111!1!

Are you paralyzed with anxiety over the possibility that you might miss the opening kick off for this year's Eagle Bank Bowl?

Consumed with dread that the pageantry and majesty that is a December 20 bowl match up between the fifth best team in the ACC and a service academy that somehow managed to lose to Notre Dame might pass you by?

If so, please start taking your medication again, you are a danger to yourself and others.

Or, optionally, you can temporarily ease your pain and silence those hectoring voices (you're going to miss the game, you never do anything right, you're a loser! L-O-S-E-R!) by following this link to:

The Eagle Bank Bowl Countdown!

Yes, you can know down to the millisecond how long it is before the start of the Eagle Bank Bowl and plan your life accordingly.

I have to say that this is the first time Fraters Libertas has published something useful that wasn't cut and pasted wholesale from the Wall Street Journal's website. And Brian isn't content to just rely on the official Eagle Bank Bowl Countdown widget. Oh, no no no! He adds value by creating his own Eagle Bank Bowl countdown clock, forming a nearly failure-proof redundant bowl game counter downer system!

Bravo good sir! Bra. Vo.

In fact I am so impressed with the Fraters' return to relevance, that I have created my own clock that gives you the exact time elapsed since the first time this vital piece of citizen journalism was made available to the world:

Bookmark this page, so that in future you can always know how long it's been since Brian published this vital post with just a click of the mouse!

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