Mostly I come here for teh funny, the odd and the (far too) rare Haiku. That's what makes this ThunderJournal a respite from a day of actual work trying to keep myself and a few dozen other people employed here in MN. This post was one of the best posts I've read here.
His lavish compliments and insightful comments were qualified with:
That said, please get back to the googling of odd sexual practices, the non-serious stand on any issue and making fun of Bill's pie decorating.
As you wish, Bob! I couldn't find any pie decorating bits, but this piece covers many of KAR's favorite topics: earworms, humor at the expense of a child, sexual innuendo and poop. It's the closest I could find to a haiku. Enjoy teh funny.