7/1 - ♫ We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship- screeeeeetch *rewind* We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship- screeeeeetch *rewind* We're going on a trip in our favorite rocket ship- screeeeeetch DIE DIE DIE!!!!!♫
Leftist group hosts an RNC lawn sign design contest. KAR Enters. Doesn't win. Brett Favre still retired.
7/23 - Opening lines for the 2008 MilF come out. Teh Andee's team given roughly the same odds as Favre staying retired. KARNation's odds a little better; more in the range of scoring a MilFy cougar from Iowa in a Metrodome bathroom stall.
7/24 - Morons who write letters to the Strib are killing Mother Earth. Won't somebody think of the children???!!!
7/25 - The 2008 MilF: KARNation in Golf Pants retains Lord Jones' Pitcher in a rout. In fact, the margin of victory was so one-sided, every spectator left halfway through and got laid in the clubhouse restroom. (Prelude. The Liveblog. The inevitable result.)
7/30 - Insisting that he's committed to pursuing a life after football, Brett Favre applies for reinstatement. OPG still retired.