10/1 through 10/31 - Nothing interesting happened. Insert Iowa housewife bathroom sex joke here.
11/1 through 11/30 - Nothing interesting happened. Al Franken still not a Senator.
12/1 - Drunken married woman from Iowa has sex with a stranger in a Metrodome bathroom stall during the Gophers - Hawkeyes game, bangs some cougar in the bathroom stall.
12/28 - Brett Favre finds himself still retired again.
12/31 - This year is over!