Thursday, January 22, 2009

KAR FAQ - Mirth Day Edition

I'm participating in Blogs for Mirth Day. Is there anyone I need to notify?


Tell your brother, your sister and your mama too.



'Cause I got this weird thing to show you -


Then you'll know just what to do.



When I'm in the classroom, and the teacher asks a question to which I know the answer, what is the commonly accepted practice to indicate my desire to answer such a question?


Wave your hand in the air like you don't care.



I am a local morning radio host and my show's ratings have plummeted recently. Can you tell me why?


Now all you sucker DJ's who think you're fly, there's got to be a reason and we know the reason why. You try to put on those airs and act real cool, but ya' got to realize that you're acting like fools.



So what should I do? Spend more time spinning tunes and less flirting with callers?


If there's music we can use it - we need to dance. We don't have the time for psychological romance.



So no romance?


No romance, no romance, no romance for me mama!



Come on baby tell me: what's the word?


Up.




What does that mean?


It's a code word.



Can you spell that for me?


W-O-R-D up.

No comments: