Thursday, January 22, 2009

Mirth Day Parody Song

"You Suck"
Sung to the tune of "Word Up"

(Cheesy midi here.)

Yo, "feminist" bloggers around the world
Stop embarrassing yourselves in front of all the boys and girls
Tell the Fecker, Carpenter and that Marcotte too
Cause they say they'll throw down but they're just steppin' in poo
Stab your finger in the air like your wisdom's rare
Raise your hands up, so we can see your armpit hair
You so fat, you so fat, you so fat - GEEZ tubby
Your intellect summed up in two words:

You suck (suck, suck) everybody say
You're acting like a douche and I think you may be gay
You suck (suck) that's the word
You made an ass of yourself on the radio and everybody heard

Now all you sucker fembos who think you're fly
There's got to be a reason and we know the reason why
You try to debate Prager and act real cool
But ya' got to realise that you totally got schooled
If you don't use it you can lose it - what's in your pants
You say that one spouse has the power to end marital romance
No romance, no romance, no romance for you bubba!
You have to suffer because I'm a selfish turd

You suck (suck suck) everybody say
When you hear these gits yappin' you've got to run the hell away

Dial “L” for Loser
C’mon all you people say
S-U-C-K- suck! S-U-C-K- suck! S-U-C-K- suck! S-U-C-K- suck!

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