Spam of the Day

This just arrived in my inbox (remember, I'm a chick):

From: Adebowale Alverton
Date: Mon, 18 May 2009
To: Iron Matron
Subject: Make it reach your knee

We are sure that lengthening will help you boost your intimate life!

Lite your bedroom with fire once and for all!

My boobs might reach my knee without my bra, but that would hardly light my bedroom with fire.