Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Open Thread for Sisyphus

It's a Thanksgiving tradition we can all support!

Sisyphus only, please.

15 comments:

Sisyphus said...

Wow, KAR really is back if we are doing a Sisyphus Open Thread.

Sisyphus said...

Daylight Savings Time is great, but I've got a better idea:

Sisyphus said...

Sisyphus Savings Time:
We move the clock back an hour EVERY night. Say, when we first reach 3 AM, we set the clocks back to 2 AM.

Then every afternoon when we first hit 2 PM, we jump the clocks forward to 3 PM!!1!!!11!!

Sisyphus said...

Thus, with Sisyphus Savings Time (SST)
We gain an hour of sleep and lose an hour of work!!!

Sisyphus said...

I'm pretty sure the Greeks have already adopted SST.

Sisyphus said...

I don't want to hear any complaints about SST from night shift workers. Get a day job, losers.

Sisyphus said...

Another benefit of SST: I always forget how to set the times on my clocks when Daylight Savings Time changes. But if I'm adjusting my clocks twice a day, I will probably remember.

Sisyphus said...

I realize SST will probably never happen -- it makes too much sense.

Sisyphus said...

If I had a late night talk show, I would invite Michelle Obama on. I would have the band play "Fat Bottomed Girls" when she came out.

That. Would. Be. Hillarious.

Sisyphus said...

Then the next day I would appologize and accept full responsibility. I would then suspend the band for a week.

Sisyphus said...

Why hasn't Learned Foot commented on the Supercommittee?

I bet he wouldn't have remained silent if it were called the Poopercommittee.

Sisyphus said...

If I were a University professor, I would spend all day gawking at hot coeds.

Either that or I would spend all day insulting people I disagree with on Twitter.

Sisyphus said...

Will other countries make fun of us if we have a president named Newt?

Sisyphus said...

Thankfully the financial crisis in Europe hasn't effected the supply of Hawaiian shirts. Prices are down a skosh in fact.

Sisyphus said...

Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday. I can drink as much Newcastle as I wish and convince even myself that my stupor is due to tryptophan.