Wow, KAR really is back if we are doing a Sisyphus Open Thread.
Daylight Savings Time is great, but I've got a better idea:
Sisyphus Savings Time:We move the clock back an hour EVERY night. Say, when we first reach 3 AM, we set the clocks back to 2 AM.Then every afternoon when we first hit 2 PM, we jump the clocks forward to 3 PM!!1!!!11!!
Thus, with Sisyphus Savings Time (SST)We gain an hour of sleep and lose an hour of work!!!
I'm pretty sure the Greeks have already adopted SST.
I don't want to hear any complaints about SST from night shift workers. Get a day job, losers.
Another benefit of SST: I always forget how to set the times on my clocks when Daylight Savings Time changes. But if I'm adjusting my clocks twice a day, I will probably remember.
I realize SST will probably never happen -- it makes too much sense.
If I had a late night talk show, I would invite Michelle Obama on. I would have the band play "Fat Bottomed Girls" when she came out. That. Would. Be. Hillarious.
Then the next day I would appologize and accept full responsibility. I would then suspend the band for a week.
Why hasn't Learned Foot commented on the Supercommittee?I bet he wouldn't have remained silent if it were called the Poopercommittee.
If I were a University professor, I would spend all day gawking at hot coeds.Either that or I would spend all day insulting people I disagree with on Twitter.
Will other countries make fun of us if we have a president named Newt?
Thankfully the financial crisis in Europe hasn't effected the supply of Hawaiian shirts. Prices are down a skosh in fact.
Thanksgiving is a wonderful holiday. I can drink as much Newcastle as I wish and convince even myself that my stupor is due to tryptophan.
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