Thursday, December 22, 2011

The 2011 Mayoral Debate Series: Question 1

RULES: Candidates may answer the following question in the comments to this post, or on their own blogs with a link back to in the comments to this post.  I know the typical KAR reader doesn't fully apprehend the concepts of "leaving a comment" or even general engagement, but I have faith that they will somehow figure it out.  Except for Ben.  He's a little slow.

Candidates, please watch the following video:





Question: What would you do to these twerps?

12 comments:

Bobo said...

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redsquirrel said...

These kids are angling for their own t.v. show, so lets give them their own t.v. show.

In 1978, I watched a documentary called 'Scared Straight!', where hardcore prisoners tell trouble teens about the horrors of prison life,face to face.

Since TV loves doing remakes. Let's give these Jacka$$ wannabees their own show, a combination of 'Scared Straight' and 'Smile! You're On Candid Camera!' Thank you.

Kevin Ecker said...

Finally a question to which my default answer is valid:

"Shoot them"

....in alphabetical order just to give it sense of order.

Ben said...

I'm more creative. Have them clean up all the messes then make them pay for the damages by becoming gay prostitutes

redsquirrel said...

I'd like to add a few more details regarding my idea.

1. The tv show advertisement revenue is split between myself(show creator) and the stores that were vandalised (restitution, and a little extra$$$$).

2. Each week, a different perp is put alone in the room with 4 or 5 convicts.

3. season finale: The hardened convicts 'vote for a cellmate'. The winning convict wins via lottery, and gets to choose from the Jacka$$ wannabees....

Mr. D said...

You need to be comprehensive. First, you do this, then you have them listen to this in a continuous loop for at least 20 hours without cessation. Then you have this guy break them out of the first thing. Then you have them spend 9-12 months with this guy.

Mr. D said...

The third link was supposed to be this guy.

Ben said...

jesus and I thought I was sadistic, looks like I'm going to have to step it up.

Mr. D said...

looks like I'm going to have to step it up

Well, yeah Ben. You're pissing with the big dogs now.

Night Writer said...

Well, the video was taken down before I had a chance to view it, but I'm well acquainted with this type of disruption. More germane, in my present position as Master of Sausages, I know how to deal with them.

I don't want to say too much lest I give away important information to the terrorists, but I will ask, "Weren't those sausages tasty?" Indeed they were. And no, you don't want to know how they were made.

Same goes for MOB by-laws.

Anonymous said...

Good grief. I lived in the man's house and never realized how much danger I was in.

-Sly the Family Rat (deceased)

mystere's moonbat slayer club said...

I wish you KAR readers the best! Keep slaying the Moonbats!