Wednesday, December 07, 2011
It's On in a Manner Not Unlike Donkey Kong
1) Be a member of the MOB or ORGASMB in good standing or an anthropomorphic foul-mouthed chimp.
2) Is not nor ever has been associated with certain known doucheblogs.
3) Paulbots will be dealt with amusingly.
But Foot - shouldn't we hold a recall election to remove the current mayor first?
Well, that would be stupid. What kind of deranged jackasses would recall a perfectly competent and honest politician when we have periodic elections on dates certain to allow the populace to make the decision to remove said politician. I mean you have to be a real soulless, self-entitled, rage-addicted and vindictive ninny to do something so drastically overwrought and wrong. Stupid hypothetical fuckers.
Where was I? Oh yeah:
STEP 2: After a 73 debates and a period of mudslinging and general slanders, an election will be held among all candidates. Simple majority wins. If no candidate gets a simple majority, we have a runoff election between the top two candidates.
KAR hereby nominates Bobo to be your next mayor. [ACCEPTANCE SPEECH]
Submit your nominations now. Go.