The MOB Mayor is a rich tradition amongst sparsely- to moderately-read Minnesota blogs. The title of Mayor is a prestigious one. Previous MOB Mayors have gone on to big things like public elected office (Baniaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiian) and oblivion (Johnny Roosh).
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CANDIDATE # 1: Bobo the Talking Chimp (KAR)
(Nominated by LearnedFoot) Bobo is a regular candidate who has come close to achieving the office in the past. His lack of success is probably due to a speciesist electorate. Is the MOB ready for a Simian-American Mayor?
CANDIDATE #2: Mr. D (Mr. Dilettante's Neighborhood)
(SOSFL Ruling) Mr. D tried to nominate his sixteen year-old daughter in an effort to avoid the meat grinder that is the MOB Mayoral Campaign and presumably set up a puppet government. The MOB Secretary of State will not stand for such shenanigans. Also, 16 year old girls should not be exposed to KAR. Therefore, Mr. D gets the nomination; and a big fat target on his back.
CANDIDATE #3: John "Master of Sausages" Stewart (Nightwriter)
(Nominated by Leo Pusatositusaterri) This is Mr. Stewart's first nomination. He has served as the PostMilF Master of Sausages for the past several years and is also the defending Millard Fillmore Memorial Open Championship Golf Outing Classic champion. Therefore he will be a force to be reckoned with among below-average golfers if he benefits from a generous handicap system.
CANDIDATE #4: Ben (Independent / no blog provided)
(Self-nominated) Ben is definitely a candidate.
CANDIDATE #5: Kevin "Kevie" Ecker (EckerNet)
(Self-nominated) Ecker is a perennial candidate who has lost every single election or award he has ever been nominated for. On the other hand, the MOB Secretary of State for Life is very close to endorsing Mr. Ecker due to his uncanny resemblence to a Husker Du era Bob Mould: