statement.BREAKING NEWS: KAR has just learned that Bobo the Talking Chimp has suspended his campaign for MOB Mayor. Sources close to the campaign tell KAR that he had an inappropriate relationship with a banana. Bobo has only released this cryptic
On to the final debate question.
RULES: Candidates may answer the following question in the comments to this post, or on their own blogs with a link back to in the comments to this post. I know the typical KAR reader doesn't fully apprehend the concepts of "leaving a comment" or even general engagement, but I have faith that they will somehow figure it out. Poop fart poop fart booger wiener. Vagina.
QUESTION: Which ONE (no more, no less)of your fellow mayoral candidates is the least suitable to be MOB Mayor? Please explain why this person would be an embarrassment / pose an existential threat to the art of blogging / just sucks in general. DIFFICULTY: You may NOT use capital letters, punctuation and the letter 'b'.
Please not that this is the final debate question. Initial polls will open Monday. Good luck to all the candidates. Except that squirrel guy, whoever the hell he is.