Tuesday, January 17, 2012

The Most Important Election of This Generation Month

The polls are now OPEN!!!111!!  It's right over there, atop the sidebar.

Since it's been a while, let's recap the rules:

1. One vote per computer, per day.

2. Excessive abuse of Rule 1 will be dealt with by the MOB-SOSFL in an appropriate and capricious manner.

3. Polls close Friday. If I remember.

4. If no single candidate gets more than a simple majority of votes, there will be a runoff election next week between the two candidates with the highest vote totals.  No, that's not ranked choice voting so shut the hell up.  Only moron governments use RCV.

Just a reminder that all candidates are encouraged to continue insulting each other throughout the election, and indeed, after its over as well.

10 comments:

Bill C said...

shiny red button

(I VOTED)

My Criteria: makes me laugh at comments he posts.

Bill C said...

After further review of information available about (/by) the candidate of my choice, I have decided I voted correctly.

redsquirrel said...

I just voted for Mr. D.

I might vote for Ecker tommorrow.

Kevin said...

Vote for me and I won't put you against the wall when the revolution comes.

Or at least I won't put you against the wall first.

Mr. D said...

Ecker does need to address the question of outsourcing.

redsquirrel said...

I cannot find any exit poll data.

I would like to know if Mr.D voters are voting for him because:

a. he performed well in the debates, or

b. the voters would like to see Hinderacker move to Canada

As for my candidacy, I am devastated that all my hard work regarding the issue of AJFS (Aging Jedi Flatulence Syndrome)hasn't brought out more of my voter base to the polls.

Bill C said...

At this point, The role of Jon Huntsman is being portrayed by Ben.

Oh, and I voted again.

Mr. D said...

The Red Squirrel asks:

I would like to know if Mr.D voters are voting for him because:

a. he performed well in the debates, or

b. the voters would like to see Hinderacker move to Canada


I don't think this is an either-or scenario.

W.B. Picklesworth said...

I find it amusing that Kevin is again in second place. How many bridesmaid dresses does he have?

Mr. D said...

How many bridesmaid dresses does he have?

5 or 6, I think. But they are all camo, which is nice.