And I want you to be as scurrilous, petulant and insulting as possible (but not anything that'll get you sued).
Anyhoo, if you want some idea of what it might be about, read this post first. You should be able to figure it out.
E-mail me if you would like to participate (Swiftee - this is right up yor alley baby). I will send you instructions and the picture(s) to use.
Many are called, but few will be chosen. Well, more than a few. Perhaps a gaggle.