Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Favre Status Update, Updated

Who else was considered? The PiPress said Favre, Favre and Favre:
Apparently, Favre was Plan A, Plan B and Plan C. The Vikings chose not to pursue other quarterback options such as Jay Cutler, Matt Cassel, Kurt Warner or Matt Hasselbeck, among others. They did sign Rosenfels, a career backup. So here we are.
Maybe we can draft someone else out of retirement. 69 is the new 39.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Brett Favre Alert Status Update!!!1!

Mr. Fastbucks requested an update with the latest buzzword. We at KAR (a skeleton crew of 1 now, I think) are happy to oblige:

On a side note, at the post-MILF tonight, Foot dressed his son in Packers pajamas to help invoke a decision (as we all threw three Hail Mary Passes). We'll know Favre made his decision when we see white and green smoke coming from Foot's chimney. Don't confuse that smoke with the "tongue of fire" pyrotechnics or King Banianananan's ceegar).

The MiLF is here...

... and teams are gathering at noon to some unlucky golf course in the 'burbs.

Follow our tweeties throughout the day and evening:


KOOLAID IN GOLF PANTS (Defending champs, final group):
Paul "C'mon Get" Happe

Mike G.
Troy Johnson

Steve Gigl

John (Not Jon) Stewart
Teh Andee

Saturday, July 18, 2009

To Ken Weiner

...Or Ken Avidor (just to make sure you get your vanity google alert).

Dear Mentally Ill Drama Queen:

Notwithstanding your long-held obsession with Mitch Berg;

And notwithstanding your history of shopping around whatever "dirt" you may have on him to fellow left-wing douchebloggers;

And notwithstanding your publishing "dirt" you think you have on Berg on some hastily-erected blog created solely for that purpose and none other;

And notwithstanding the fact that you weren't really curious enough to find out that the source of most of this "dirt" was from a fellow crazy person who's been subject to at least one restraining order;

And notwithstanding that for the past several years, through your "art" and your half-witted "writing," you have shown yourself to be an unstable, hate-filled zealot;

And notwithstanding the fact you stalk people you hate:

Nobody actually thinks you burned down Mitch Berg's garage.

But by all means, continue to protest your innocence (which nobody seriously impugned). The police will be sure to take notice sooner or later.

Friday, July 03, 2009


I'll bet Learned Foot entered this TV weather contest: