Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Landscaping WIN

Friday, September 25, 2009

80's Male FAIL

Holy crap! The 80's. Pitiful, effeminate girley-men:

Fred, the Jeffrey Daumerish, geekish Viking at 3:45 wins. I'll look around for the ladies version, where I'm sure their hair and glasses will fill the frame. Eeesh.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Are You Ready For Some Football (on the Oregon Trail)?

Nice to see others having fun with Favre's retirement status.

Monday, September 14, 2009

When Things Seem At Their Worst, Play This Video.

Work advisory alert - but if you have earbuds and your monitor doesn't face the aisle, crank it up!

I know I feel much better.

NFL Tip of the Day: How To Stall While Answering A Question

Update: KAR has learned that Ellis was diagnosed with a speech impediment, so maybe Failblog failed with that one. A couple of friends with speech impediments laugh and carry on when they are affected, so we'll do the same and like um, move on.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Minnesota Reorganization of Bloggers

Okay. Let's see if I got this "organization" straight: Foot moved to Nihilist in Golf Pants, Sisyphus and Nihilist moved to Fraters, Bogus Doug jumped to Mitch, and Mr. D has turned into a neighborhood. I know I'm forgetting some.

To end the confusion, I propose we all move to one single-payer, universal coverage MOB blog:

Shot in the Nihilist's Small City Exposed Buddha Machine.

KARnies: your consolidated blog title suggestions in the comments section, please.

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Parent-Teacher Meeting Assignment

Most students I trust made it through their first day of school. I loaned my whoopie cushion to my neighbor (starting 9th grade) so he could punctuate Obama's speech. This Family Guy scene shows an innovative way for parents to make their first PTA meeting a little less boring (if a whoopie cushion isn't handy):

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Who Was That Masked Man?

Did Teh Andeeee or the Swifteee get into Betty (Rubble) McCollum's town hall last night?